This is the ending to TMNT 2 arcade game, I swear.
Hey! Statutory rape! He’s a TEENAGE mutant ninja turtle, right?
Well, she’s not an English school teacher so we’ll let this one slide.
Poor Splinter
he’s got both hands visible to the viewer so you know he is legitimately honorable.
Good thing he can’t see the anal beads. Me thinks he would be down a turtle and Michangelo would have to get a job to support his pizza habit
Once again this site ruins my childhood, lol.
We’re trying to work on an iOS app to track broken dreams and defiled childhood memories. Any objective C programmers out there with hopes and dreams?
April, O won’t you kneel!
Why wouldn’t she want pizza? What a dummy!
Some women just don’t get it.
Splinter seems way too concerned over the stoppage of sex.
Woah. Woah! Party foul, Splinter. Way to cockblock, brah!
WOO DONATELLO!!!
Huh… now I thought it was a euphemism for major sex acts.
Shows what I know. And really, why’d she marry a guy still living with his “father” if she expected any kind of maturity?
That Michealangelo, what a party animal!
Haha is that a news channel microphone that has been abused?
Toonhole
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How did she decide one just one of them?
That should have been “On just one of them”.
hahahaha
COWABUNGA!
This is the ending to TMNT 2 arcade game, I swear.
Hey! Statutory rape! He’s a TEENAGE mutant ninja turtle, right?
Well, she’s not an English school teacher so we’ll let this one slide.
Poor Splinter
he’s got both hands visible to the viewer so you know he is legitimately honorable.
Good thing he can’t see the anal beads. Me thinks he would be down a turtle and Michangelo would have to get a job to support his pizza habit
Once again this site ruins my childhood, lol.
We’re trying to work on an iOS app to track broken dreams and defiled childhood memories. Any objective C programmers out there with hopes and dreams?
April, O won’t you kneel!
Why wouldn’t she want pizza? What a dummy!
Some women just don’t get it.
Splinter seems way too concerned over the stoppage of sex.
Woah. Woah! Party foul, Splinter. Way to cockblock, brah!
WOO DONATELLO!!!
Huh… now I thought it was a euphemism for major sex acts.
Shows what I know. And really, why’d she marry a guy still living with his “father” if she expected any kind of maturity?
That Michealangelo, what a party animal!
Haha is that a news channel microphone that has been abused?
April finally got hers