Thanks Mom! Glad u chose me over cigarettes!
Haha You make me want some smoked turkey reaaal bad!
Forget hickory smoked…gotta go with menthol flavored 🙂
– “HEY! You shouldn’t drink and drive!”
– “Oh my gosh. You’re right.”
*Stop drinking and snort a pound of cocain*
That’s the trucker’s motto!
Wow. No tip toeing around that one. Well done.
Thanks Frank…I’ll let you use your imagination about the cutting of the umbilical cord.
Ryan K. where have you been all my life. EXCELLENT SHIT IN THESE HAR PAGES SON!
Thanks mrunicorn! Now that we’ve found each other, lets not take our relationship for granted.
Can I borrow all your money??
Unforgivable. And funny.
Mina/Fernado Sandrew: Well, dejk smoking up right
Malcolom: DEUUEAGH!!!! YOU ARE PINGAS!!!!!! *smash his head*
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