Heavy Suicide


  1. Belial says:

    Earlier he tried to blow his head off but kept eating the gun barrel.

  2. pops says:

    I want to know why Ryan is always making shit out of fat people. Is this some kind of passive/aggressive thing against…fat people? How about skinny guy hanging from a fat tree and nothing happens…naw – fat guy is funnier….BRAVO!

  3. Ralhon says:

    this one is right up my tree
    very funny Ryan

  4. Aaron Paetz says:

    heh. heheh

  5. Cemea says:

    I’m trying to figure out how that tiny stool could support his weight.

  6. anon says:

    Something similar was posited in Waiting For Godot. The larger of the two main characters notes that he should be the first to attempt a hanging, as a tree which can hold his immense weight will certainly hold the weight of the other chap, while the inverse is not necessarily true.

  7. xios says:

    tough shit fatty

  8. Macr0p0d says:

    Is that a rubber tree?

  9. Testsubject5 says:

    Two suicide jokes in a row

  10. draco says:

    the next day he found a reason to live, 10 seconds later he died of a heart attack