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I’m betting those tanks aren’t out of gas. That guy who said that is working for the middle east and he is trying to protect the oil reserves.

that comic was lame.

in europe we see bush jr. as the “Oil President” not Obama.

Or is that view wrong?

Some Pakistanis joking about drone bombardement would fit better? wouldnt it?

Yah I have to agree with Moeb here, should’ve been Bush saying this instead of Obama =/… Would’ve been an epic comic if it was Bush.

Still though, the joke itself was great 🙂

Yes, it should have been Bush, Jr. ranting like this. He was the warmongering, vicious twit who launched us into an awful no-win conflict.

Yeah, only for people who are not very well informed. Obama is as much a warmonger as Bush was (he even increased both total troops in the Middle East AND the amount of paramilitary contractors like Blackwater/Xe/Academus/Whatever-they-call-themselves-today). Getting a Nobel Peace prize before doing jackshit and not being a Republican makes most Euro-citizens turn a blind eye

*gentle hand on Ryan’s back*

There there, it’s not easy appealing to a crowd of raging internet nerds :), Good to know you didn’t let us rustle your jimmies

Well, it’s pretty simple. If you alternate a magnatic field between 3 superconductors at a maintained speed of, say, 4500 times per second and draw the heat of the inducted eddy current using a Peltier element, and lead it to a Sterling engine which powers a generator, which powers the alternating magnetic force and Peltier element you’re pretty much done.

Oh. And don’t divide by 0 or it’ll explode, create a black hole and devour the earth, our moon and everything within 2.723 astronomical units and compresses it in a ball the size of 4.6 Ångström!

Typical
We don’t have oil :'(
Let kill some Arabs get their resources -Solved
We need diamonds :'(
Let invade some south African country and claim their resources

etc..

you’d think by now they’d be making ethanol powered vehicles~
But nooooo, they don’t hell theres also the water powered car~
so many other options, lol~

We have over 8000 M1/M1A1 and M1A2 (including conversions of M1s to M1A2s) tanks in US Army inventory (+221 US Marine Corp), and he only wants to send 200 of them?
btw… they run on jet fuel, but can also run on diesel, marine diesel & gasoline.

They could probably run just as well on the blood & sweat of General Petraeus as soon as he started bangin’ his favorite Lt. Colonel!

Why middle east, i mean, cut us some slack, lebanon has been struggling with ts economy, but we found ol and gas next to us in the sea,yet israel wants it all of it to herself, but its already an ally to the US, which makes the use of the oil to them useless, omly to keep us lebanese from getting the oil, fearing that that me might become more poerful than them, we have like 70 billion of dollars in debt and most of it is towards the people (us !) we only need that oil just to make lebanon a more happier place, we need the money to accomplish so many things, the last thing we could possibly think of is attack israel, we dont even stand a chance, its our right, our oil, let them take whats theirs, but not more than they deserve … No offense to anyone, i just hope someon will agree with me.

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