Farts spread the China bug, hold them in for a couple of months.
Slimer has aged noticeably.
Some social distancing rules of (gloved) thumb:
If someone is sneezing and you can feel it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is coughing and you can feel it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is smoking and you can smell it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is vaping and you can smell it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is fartng and you can smell it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is talking and you can hear it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is breathing and you can hear it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
Self-isolating isn’t enough. You need to be hermetically sealed inside your own personal Zorb, so you can roll around until you die of asphyxiation safe in the knowledge that the virus didn’t get you.
Blah, blah, blah, I will still take exception should you fart in my presence, even without the kung-flu.
We’re not married.
Can’t hear you. My Zorb is also soundproofed. *choke*
You’re choking. Don’t fart in your Zorb!
You don’t fart until AFTER you’ve choked to death.
That fart watched that laptop like a pro.
Watched it just sit on the table. Watched it get noticed by an opportunist thief. Watched it get picked up and taken away by said thief. Then got up and followed the thief so he could watch it being carried around by the thief.
As far as we can tell, the fart is still watching the laptop. From the comfort of the thief’s cache, probably.
“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” -Unknown
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10 comments on “Never Trust A Fart”
Damn, that fart has a better hair wave than I do.
Farts spread the China bug, hold them in for a couple of months.
Slimer has aged noticeably.
Some social distancing rules of (gloved) thumb:
If someone is sneezing and you can feel it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is coughing and you can feel it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is smoking and you can smell it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is vaping and you can smell it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is fartng and you can smell it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is talking and you can hear it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
If someone is breathing and you can hear it, you’re at risk of catching it off them.
Self-isolating isn’t enough. You need to be hermetically sealed inside your own personal Zorb, so you can roll around until you die of asphyxiation safe in the knowledge that the virus didn’t get you.
Blah, blah, blah, I will still take exception should you fart in my presence, even without the kung-flu.
We’re not married.
Can’t hear you. My Zorb is also soundproofed. *choke*
You’re choking. Don’t fart in your Zorb!
You don’t fart until AFTER you’ve choked to death.
That fart watched that laptop like a pro.
Watched it just sit on the table. Watched it get noticed by an opportunist thief. Watched it get picked up and taken away by said thief. Then got up and followed the thief so he could watch it being carried around by the thief.
As far as we can tell, the fart is still watching the laptop. From the comfort of the thief’s cache, probably.
“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” -Unknown
looks like an old fart.