The Heist – Toonhole

First.

You cheeky sausage.

Maybe this is how Donald Trump became a millionaire and still is disrespectful to girls. Now he’s almost president…..

I still gotta read ‘How to money’.

Stocks and Stuff was better. Especially the stuff part.

Mike, I feel like you wrote that book.

Chris, I’m pretty sure you can take books from a library for free – there’s no need to point a gun at people.

If you borrow the books, then eventually the library pesters you about returning them, notices about late fines, etc.

But if you steal the books, then the library don’t know who you are or how to get in contact with you.

That’s why you kill homeless people & illegal immigrants until you find a usable ID.

There’s no need to go to the extreme lengths of pointing a gun at an old lady. This comic gives a very bad example.

Oppressive libraries have OUTLAWED highlighting. We need our information organized. This is a fundamental human right that I just made up!

Cheat code : LEARN

How to enable Life’s cheat codes :
1. Open your mind
2. Open a fucking book.
3. Use the cheats codes.

PS: I tried it and got my dick stuck in a bookshelf. Don’t try this at home. Be safe

They’re always on about closing the libraries around here.

I see it less as stealing books, and more preserving their knowledge for future generations.

Now he can get a job in politics & be a real criminal

Don’t blame me, I voted for the lesser of two hoodlums.

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