True story:
I wanted to be cool once, so I told people I could leap over a moving car. When I actually attempted the feat, the driver did an emergency stop and I ended up hitting the ground so hard I was in a coma for 10 years. When I eventually woke up, I was told all my limbs had been amputated just to keep me alive.
This post took 12 months to write because I can only communicate by wiggling my little toes.
You poor, brave soul. I admire your courage, especially because of how hard it must be to wiggle your toes when they have been separated from your body via amputation.
I too, wanted to be cool once. Now I post in a comment section.
When life deals you bad eggs, nothin’ left to do but make some lemonade.
Man, is there even anything left on your bucket list?
Making a bucket list.
Yeah! Take that steryotypical hyperactive pituitary gland jock! This life sentence in prison was totally worth it!
If you decide on motion picture night the options are
endless. You now have the capacity to either lease movies from home,
receiving them in the mail box (with much benefit), you can do to the movie rental shop (remember you intended to stay in), or you
can sign up with a flick club online. You pay a monthly fee for this, as well as you can get the
motion pictures as well as have them shipped to you, or you can lease them
and have them immediately downloaded to your computer system.
If you have them shipped simply remember that at some time you will
need to return them in the blog post. Several of the major cable television companies are now doing instantaneous downloading likewise
pay-per-view being just one of one of the most preferred
considering that its inception. Your choices of exactly how to buy movies are virtually as varied as the variety of movies themselves.
Nowadays you can even purchase films on your computer and legally melt them
to DVD!
… I’m kinda intimidated by that cheerleader’s teeth :S
Listen kid don’t ever listen to the the jockey he’s probably just a dickhead and a asshole anyway just try to get a girlfriend more than a cheerleader
Toonhole
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DON’T follow your dreams, kids.
Just don’t.
Listen to Izzy.
True story:
I wanted to be cool once, so I told people I could leap over a moving car. When I actually attempted the feat, the driver did an emergency stop and I ended up hitting the ground so hard I was in a coma for 10 years. When I eventually woke up, I was told all my limbs had been amputated just to keep me alive.
This post took 12 months to write because I can only communicate by wiggling my little toes.
You poor, brave soul. I admire your courage, especially because of how hard it must be to wiggle your toes when they have been separated from your body via amputation.
I too, wanted to be cool once. Now I post in a comment section.
When life deals you bad eggs, nothin’ left to do but make some lemonade.
Man, is there even anything left on your bucket list?
Making a bucket list.
Yeah! Take that steryotypical hyperactive pituitary gland jock! This life sentence in prison was totally worth it!
If you decide on motion picture night the options are
endless. You now have the capacity to either lease movies from home,
receiving them in the mail box (with much benefit), you can do to the movie rental shop (remember you intended to stay in), or you
can sign up with a flick club online. You pay a monthly fee for this, as well as you can get the
motion pictures as well as have them shipped to you, or you can lease them
and have them immediately downloaded to your computer system.
If you have them shipped simply remember that at some time you will
need to return them in the blog post. Several of the major cable television companies are now doing instantaneous downloading likewise
pay-per-view being just one of one of the most preferred
considering that its inception. Your choices of exactly how to buy movies are virtually as varied as the variety of movies themselves.
Nowadays you can even purchase films on your computer and legally melt them
to DVD!
… I’m kinda intimidated by that cheerleader’s teeth :S
Listen kid don’t ever listen to the the jockey he’s probably just a dickhead and a asshole anyway just try to get a girlfriend more than a cheerleader
why’d you guys name a comic after Izzy?