This is my life. Painted differently. And gender swapped.
I’m guessing your life is:
Wake up in a tree, walk to the gym, grab a coffee.
Wake up in a tree, walk to the gym, grab a coffee.
Get asked by a stranger to a bar, accept their kind offer of friendliness, have a whale of a time.
Wake up in a tree, walk to the gym, grab a coffee.
Am I close?
Wow, that guy is so boring. I mean, at least just have a drink?
He’s probably all right for drinks, but the dude asked him to go panting & sweating together. Some friend.
They say – you know, they, the ones who say everything – that for every two days of exercise, you gain one day of longevity.
50% less life + extended suffering. Seems like a bad deal to me.
They – the same they as above – also say that if you exercise and gain muscle, you then need to keep exercising to retain that muscle, or it turns to fat. That you can then only get rid of through dieting.
I don’t know about you, but exercise+lazing+dieting seems a lot more like hard work than, y’know, not.
So, in essence, when you start working out, you make a decision that will last your entire lifetime. Like hard drugs.
Well, now you do know about me. I completely agree, fuck exercise. The dude was right to to decline his co-worker’s suggestion with a sarcastic reply.
A good sarcastic reply.
Of course, I recommend exercising and not gaining muscle. Just do enough to break a sweat then stop. You wanna lose some fat? Don’t exercise more, eat less.
Toonhole
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This is my life. Painted differently. And gender swapped.
I’m guessing your life is:
Wake up in a tree, walk to the gym, grab a coffee.
Wake up in a tree, walk to the gym, grab a coffee.
Get asked by a stranger to a bar, accept their kind offer of friendliness, have a whale of a time.
Wake up in a tree, walk to the gym, grab a coffee.
Am I close?
Wow, that guy is so boring. I mean, at least just have a drink?
He’s probably all right for drinks, but the dude asked him to go panting & sweating together. Some friend.
They say – you know, they, the ones who say everything – that for every two days of exercise, you gain one day of longevity.
50% less life + extended suffering. Seems like a bad deal to me.
They – the same they as above – also say that if you exercise and gain muscle, you then need to keep exercising to retain that muscle, or it turns to fat. That you can then only get rid of through dieting.
I don’t know about you, but exercise+lazing+dieting seems a lot more like hard work than, y’know, not.
So, in essence, when you start working out, you make a decision that will last your entire lifetime. Like hard drugs.
Well, now you do know about me. I completely agree, fuck exercise. The dude was right to to decline his co-worker’s suggestion with a sarcastic reply.
A good sarcastic reply.
Of course, I recommend exercising and not gaining muscle. Just do enough to break a sweat then stop. You wanna lose some fat? Don’t exercise more, eat less.