What is this? Some affirmative action for bad comic writers? This ain’t JoHns comic, nice try Chris.
G’wan. Namecheck Mike. And the rest of the Toonhole crew as well.
And then, right at the end, don’t mention Ryan, the actual author of this one.
I think maybe Ryan was happy to be left out of all this, but no, you had to drag him out & push him under the bus.
For shame!
The saddest thing we can imagine
Maybe he should try worrying the kite, because then he will have put the wind up it.
I’m pretty sure there are pills for that anyway.
Maybe she should blow on it.
Why would she tell him to take pills for getting a kite up? Are they energy pills? But what if it the problem is just because the days haven’t been windy lately? That would mean he doesn’t have an energy problem & in fact, taking pills for that might actually cause his metabolism to become dependent on said energy pills, thus he would end up with a real problem.
Remember kids: Don’t take pills willy-nilly. Only do it if it’s a matter of life or death.
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She was thinking about the D.
What is this? Some affirmative action for bad comic writers? This ain’t JoHns comic, nice try Chris.
G’wan. Namecheck Mike. And the rest of the Toonhole crew as well.
And then, right at the end, don’t mention Ryan, the actual author of this one.
I think maybe Ryan was happy to be left out of all this, but no, you had to drag him out & push him under the bus.
For shame!
The saddest thing we can imagine
Maybe he should try worrying the kite, because then he will have put the wind up it.
I’m pretty sure there are pills for that anyway.
Maybe she should blow on it.
Why would she tell him to take pills for getting a kite up? Are they energy pills? But what if it the problem is just because the days haven’t been windy lately? That would mean he doesn’t have an energy problem & in fact, taking pills for that might actually cause his metabolism to become dependent on said energy pills, thus he would end up with a real problem.
Remember kids: Don’t take pills willy-nilly. Only do it if it’s a matter of life or death.
This post brought to you by an absolute refusal to address dick jokes in the face. Or wherever!
You’re an adult now, Charlie Brown.