Blind Date Flowers

Keep the flowers. Ditch this bozo.

Win/win!

You guys may want to add an FB “share” button to your comics…

We had one for a while but people weren’t really using it. We’d really really appreciate you sharing our site on FB with your pals tho, Mike!

Haha, this makes a perfect excuse not to buy any flowers again 😉

Also, I love this style of drawing!

Give your dates this comic instead.

Can’t wait for his sweet talk while you two are having sex.

This was his sweet talk.

Cut him some slack. Dragons are hard to find these days.

You were going to bring me a dragon?? THAT’S SO SWEET <3

I asked for a sacrificed heart, geez! <_< flowers dying is so less satisfying.

Also, she has no arms jackarse, how is she even gonna hold your dead plants? D:

Haha

I will now perform the male mating ritual of presenting the female with mutilated plant genitalia.

hah!

I like to call it “foreshadowing”.

wait, so the guy is planning to mutilate his parts later?….Hm this could actually get pretty interesting o.o

I would’ve offered a dead cute cuddly kitten. Even if she didn’t wanna see him again she’d remember him forever

*slowly backs out of room*
*trips on kitten*
*full sprint down the street.*

I forgot to mention all the blood on the kitty fur from all the stabbing

He should be carrying a bottle of Midnight Wine as well

I let this liquid rot for you.

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