Categories Gag Comics Hog Heaven Post author By Toonhole Chris Post date September 23, 2013 23 Comments on Hog Heaven ☜ Piñata Murder Random ↬ ☞ Home Sweet Home 23 comments on “Hog Heaven” God is great, but his angels are huge So my overweight, american lifestyle is gonna ensure my ticket into heaven?? Maybe it’s time to quit my diet and embrace a box of a donuts! Does this apply to Atheists too? 😉 Have you SEEN some of those militant neckbeards that do nothing but stay on the internet for all hours of the day? I’m sure half of the people in the last screen are those guys. For some odd reason they got shaved before they approached the pearly gates. =/ At least the fedora stand isn’t too far away though. It is Heaven after all. Hmm, indeed. Even the obese females have smooth chins. This is so odd… They ALL have big tits, it is heaven alright time to get fat as fuck! Tits aren’t everything, my young padawan … I think I’ll stop dieting! Let’s cheers with our cheeseburgers. Glutony, The best sin. In Heaven the white linen factory is ALWAYS hiring. YOU’D THINK THAT THEY WOULD LEARN AFTER THE FIRST FAT GUY DIDN’T FALL IN I find this highly offensive! and hilarious. Surely they would widen the trapdoor? Are you implying GOD’s perfectly designed trapdoor is imperfect? Is this why baroque churches have those fat baby-like cherubs? It’s on!!! I’m breaking my diet right now!!! 😀 so…this means gluttony is a blessing and a sin? This is the ACTUAL reason why all ‘muricans will go to heaven. So this actually happens in real life- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2603492/Murder-suspect-too-fat-for-jail.html Internet delivers. Thanks Kaylie! Haha not SO fat idi*t like that. A good reason to order another pizza right now… Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Δ
So my overweight, american lifestyle is gonna ensure my ticket into heaven?? Maybe it’s time to quit my diet and embrace a box of a donuts!
Have you SEEN some of those militant neckbeards that do nothing but stay on the internet for all hours of the day? I’m sure half of the people in the last screen are those guys. For some odd reason they got shaved before they approached the pearly gates. =/ At least the fedora stand isn’t too far away though. It is Heaven after all.
So this actually happens in real life- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2603492/Murder-suspect-too-fat-for-jail.html
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23 comments on “Hog Heaven”
God is great, but his angels are huge
So my overweight, american lifestyle is gonna ensure my ticket into heaven?? Maybe it’s time to quit my diet and embrace a box of a donuts!
Does this apply to Atheists too? 😉
Have you SEEN some of those militant neckbeards that do nothing but stay on the internet for all hours of the day?
I’m sure half of the people in the last screen are those guys. For some odd reason they got shaved before they approached the pearly gates. =/
At least the fedora stand isn’t too far away though. It is Heaven after all.
Hmm, indeed. Even the obese females have smooth chins. This is so odd…
They ALL have big tits, it is heaven alright time to get fat as fuck!
Tits aren’t everything, my young padawan …
I think I’ll stop dieting!
Let’s cheers with our cheeseburgers.
Glutony, The best sin.
In Heaven the white linen factory is ALWAYS hiring.
YOU’D THINK THAT THEY WOULD LEARN AFTER THE FIRST FAT GUY DIDN’T FALL IN
I find this highly offensive!
and hilarious.
Surely they would widen the trapdoor?
Are you implying GOD’s perfectly designed trapdoor is imperfect?
Is this why baroque churches have those fat baby-like cherubs?
It’s on!!! I’m breaking my diet right now!!! 😀
so…this means gluttony is a blessing and a sin?
This is the ACTUAL reason why all ‘muricans will go to heaven.
So this actually happens in real life-
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2603492/Murder-suspect-too-fat-for-jail.html
Internet delivers. Thanks Kaylie! Haha
not SO fat idi*t like that.
A good reason to order another pizza right now…