Remember Papa Silk, don’t hate the auditor, hate the game.
haha. true true.
Looks like Bootsy Collins 🙂
The funkiest tax evader alive, babbbbyyyyy.
If anything, he’s THEIR dependent.
Since he relies on the mo ey they earn and is wholly supported by them I’m very certain the IRS would agree.
I’m just going to say that those are probably the cleanest, well-kept prostitutes I’ve ever seen. Papa Silk-Love must be taking good care of them!
His clientele are high level executives. Nothing but the classiest whores.
i was going to note that those are some fine, clean looking hoes he got there.
If he was a good accountant, he could find a loophole.
No offense but… its like you guys just draw girls and dont bother making funny jokes anymore :/
LOL, so as my usual pedantic self I actualy went and and checked what the definition of dependant for tax purposes and actually it seems like a pimp CAN turn his whores into dependants if he follow certain rule set…
😛
HAHAHAHA best comment we’ve had in months. This is amazing!!
haha, wow.
He could document how much he paid them with 1099’s. They would file for Earned Income Tax Credits based on that income. Papa Silk-Love would make them give their refunds to him.
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Remember Papa Silk, don’t hate the auditor, hate the game.
haha. true true.
Looks like Bootsy Collins 🙂
The funkiest tax evader alive, babbbbyyyyy.
If anything, he’s THEIR dependent.
Since he relies on the mo ey they earn and is wholly supported by them I’m very certain the IRS would agree.
I’m just going to say that those are probably the cleanest, well-kept prostitutes I’ve ever seen. Papa Silk-Love must be taking good care of them!
His clientele are high level executives. Nothing but the classiest whores.
i was going to note that those are some fine, clean looking hoes he got there.
If he was a good accountant, he could find a loophole.
No offense but… its like you guys just draw girls and dont bother making funny jokes anymore :/
LOL, so as my usual pedantic self I actualy went and and checked what the definition of dependant for tax purposes and actually it seems like a pimp CAN turn his whores into dependants if he follow certain rule set…
😛
http://turbotax.intuit.com/tax-tools/tax-tips/Family/Can-I-Claim-a-Boyfriend-Girlfriend-As-a-Dependent-on-Income-Taxes–/INF14242.html
HAHAHAHA best comment we’ve had in months. This is amazing!!
haha, wow.
He could document how much he paid them with 1099’s. They would file for Earned Income Tax Credits based on that income. Papa Silk-Love would make them give their refunds to him.
Next Client, Please!