Categories Gag Comics Fortune Post author By Toonhole Mike Post date October 3, 2012 13 Comments on Fortune ☜ Price Check Random ↬ ☞ Voodoo Doll 13 comments on “Fortune” And THAT is the very reason I don’t eat the cookies. I have a powerful feeling this guy had fortune cookies before. http://www.toonhole.com/2012/06/fortune-cookie-truths/ Either he had chinese food that was poisoned with laxatives~ or someone really knows their stuff~ they need to make more fortune cookies like that~ At least this fortune comes true. Usually when someone says “I had the Shits”~ it usually means they had Diarrhea~ painful way to die with explosive Diarrhea, lol~ bet he’s in for a crappy night 😉 Chinese food has never really had that effect on me. I’ve probably been eating it for so long it’s become one with my insides. Your intestines are just a mash of lo mein, pork, and sesame seed oil. I really liked this one. You never know what those things are going to say. Reason I eat my nuts without cracking ’em lol Yes! That would be the funniest thing to give out at a restaurant Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Δ
I have a powerful feeling this guy had fortune cookies before. http://www.toonhole.com/2012/06/fortune-cookie-truths/
Either he had chinese food that was poisoned with laxatives~ or someone really knows their stuff~ they need to make more fortune cookies like that~
Usually when someone says “I had the Shits”~ it usually means they had Diarrhea~ painful way to die with explosive Diarrhea, lol~
Chinese food has never really had that effect on me. I’ve probably been eating it for so long it’s become one with my insides.
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13 comments on “Fortune”
And THAT is the very reason I don’t eat the cookies.
I have a powerful feeling this guy had fortune cookies before.
http://www.toonhole.com/2012/06/fortune-cookie-truths/
Either he had chinese food that was poisoned with laxatives~
or someone really knows their stuff~
they need to make more fortune cookies like that~
At least this fortune comes true.
Usually when someone says “I had the Shits”~
it usually means they had Diarrhea~
painful way to die with explosive Diarrhea, lol~
bet he’s in for a crappy night 😉
Chinese food has never really had that effect on me. I’ve probably been eating it for so long it’s become one with my insides.
Your intestines are just a mash of lo mein, pork, and sesame seed oil.
I really liked this one.
You never know what those things are going to say.
Reason I eat my nuts without cracking ’em
lol
Yes! That would be the funniest thing to give out at a restaurant