Swear Jar

It’s because in certain Euro & EurAsian countries, you can still partake in abortions BEYOND full term. Some countries permit abortions to age 18. That is age of the child, not the parent! Don’t confuse those two!!! So you just take the kid along, tell the doc you want to abort that pregnancy (do it before they get a driver’s license!!!) – and they offer a variety of ways to fit your “home culture.”

If you are from the US “South” (including Texas) – you are definitely “No Kulturney” and any method will suffice. Chunky style for Tex-Mex Chili! is a favorite. Mini-Chunky the Italian way – chunked and then mix with 6 cubic yards of concrete for a large stadium or an Interstate Highway Project are favorites of ethnics located in Texas!

Large, industrial wood chippers dedicated to the process, can do “tree-sized people” to make Gazpacho / Gaspachio — chilled and served as a dip for tortillas or cold spicy tomato soup (Sorry! Even if the aborted was vegan, this dish is not!).

Also – a lathe that smooth trimmings of the torso – (arms and head lathed off, or Hand-Trimmed if your religion requires that – so you have the trunk midsection and legs as two substantial “branches”) – that are seasoned and frozen for you to cook whenever you’re in the mood for a “Manwich!”

Tit Toppings, Cheese Dongs and Colorado Oysters are all hand-trimmed! Many tourists from other countries love to take the trimming classes when the US Abortodanza! cruise ships arrive! (Not as easy as it sounds – for land-locked countries!)

NOTE: If you’re from the USA, you CANNOT bring that “Leg of Man” or other cuts of meat back into the country as per USDA rules. It could be diseased. They can only return diseased if they can walk to their own airline seat. Not following Foreign TSA instructions often results in ending up BACK at one of the local service providers, it is assumed for hard labor – though some do get cushy jobs just testing the temperature of the liquid nitrogen. No special knowledge required.

A huge liquid nitrogen tank dip is used for the quick & “EeZee” way for “Abortion Performance Art” for any Post-Partum Abortions, (used to capture the expression – and you get a video of watching it shatter when everyone in the party gets to hit it at the same time with a hammer to watch it break like a giant glass statue! Possibilities are endless!)

Bulgaria, Belarus, Chechnya and Siberia are tops on the list – however, if the art model is really cute, it’s not unusual for them to have a brief career as an international star! Everyone has seen “One Night Deep Inside Siberia…” haven’t they? It has won the last 5 years in a row at the Great Chinese Ice Sculpture Show – as both a documentary and live performance! An example of international cooperation and art appreciation between two countries with centuries of history between them!