BREAKING: Mel Gibson hates Jews, Blacks, and now Toonhole.com!

Police reports reveal Gibson went on a violent rampage and verbally abused girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, after finding links to http://www.Toonhole.com in her internet browser history.

“This shit is for idiots! And if you get raped by a pack of cartoonists it will be your fault!”

Gibson’s response to these allegations:
“Toonhole.com has ruined my career, sugar tits!”

– The Toonhole Investigative Reporters

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OUR SIXTH MONTHIVERSAY!!1

It’s been six months. I never thought you and I would last this long, loyal Toonhooligan. Sure, we’ve had rocky times and good times, but you’ve been there for us. And we’ve been there to disappoint you… And we couldn’t be happier.

For the occassion we got a stripper and cake. Well, we got a stripper. For our 6 monthiversary gift, we ask only one thing: Tell a couple friends about your relationship with us. Brag how good it is. Tell them to check us out, let them be jealous.

Love,
The Toonhole Idiots

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One Bloodsplat Closer

Hey fellow T-holers! Holla atcha’ boy!

Big T-hole Mike here, just chiming in to let you in on what’s going on behind the scenes.

Making cartoons is tough work, but here at Toonhole we make tough work of cartoons. We’ve all been workin very hard behind the curtain, myself excluded, on providing NEW content and new types of content. But it takes time. Be patient, something’s brewing, and it’s not farts this time. Just know that we’re one blood splat closer to providing you with quality content not for your kids to enjoy.


Thanks T-holes! Keep visiting, and tell all your friends where the party be at.

Thanks for the support, we love you all…except SIL.

xoxo,
Hard(ly) working “Toonhole Mike”

post script:

I’ve just been told that we in fact DO love SIL. ¬†My spec sheet was upside down and the teleprompter¬†was covered in chilly-cheese fries. xoxo SIL.

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