I love how she’s using his beer gut as a pillow. My ex was too skinny to be used as a pillow 🙁
so you’re saying you wanted him fat~?
with a beer gut and all that jazz~?
unless you mean he was just boney~
not enough meat to be a cushion~
lol, don’t go for the twigs then~
or fatten him up with sugary delights~
Hey, dude, I just wanted to tell you that you should quit breaking up your text as if it’s a song lyric and using the tilde sign at the end of every line. It doesn’t make you look original and different. It actually makes you appear as someone who is not the brightest bulb in the room. I’m not saying that you are dumb, you just make yourself look like that.
Yeah he was really really bony, especially his shoulders.
My gf does the same thing with me. Well, she has the whole mattress in here ^^
I’m guilty of that. Sleeping on me would be like sleeping on the jungle gym in the school yard : \
Huge and rock hard? I’d believe it!
This is awesome. The guy kinda reminds me of myself, however I’m forever alone :'( But I digress, Love the work, keep it up, Insert generic complement here.
*Insert generic funny .gif of appreciation right here*
I thought the rule of vampires~
were that they arent allowed into houses~
unless they were invited into the house~?
he must have been a roomate or something~
considering both of them didn’t care who sneezed~
I thought that was the rule of fairies, not vampires.
Nah, it’s vampire rule of invitation~
don’t kno bout faires having that rule~
Search it out there on the details~
alot of Vampire lore out there~
They left their door open and had a welcome mat. The vampire checked with his vampire lawyer, and apparently it’s a valid technicality. *Shrugs*
Haha! I like this one 😀
Woohoo! Thanks Tar!
That movie must have been so freaking good. They didn’t even hear or see the vampire.
They were watching ToonHole cartoons on their Playstation 3, obviously.
Awesome comic today! 🙂
Thanks Goob, glad you liked it! Good to see you around!
Why! Why oh why did you have to kill that innocent vampire? he was only trying to have his dinner! 🙁
A Vampire lawyer!!!! I’m really liking that concept!
Your vampire lawyer comment inspired me to create this comic
HAHA, awesome comic, Colleen!
haha, right on.
Aren’t all lawyers blood suckers?
OH SHNAP! *backs up with arms out as to form a circle around “Ironic” Pirate and lawyers*
Cool! Now I know how to disarm a vampire quickly in case I’m ever caught by one. Thanks Toonhole!
That vampire is lucky he didn’t drink that guy’s blood. He looks like he has diabetes.
And this is why vampires hate Christians.
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