Until Marriage

33 thoughts to “Until Marriage”

  1. Haha, hilarious cartoon! I like the fact that Ryan actually draws each panel individually. Nice shading and lighting!

    I also noticed that the girl/old lady finally took a sip of her drink in the past panel 🙂

    1. I know too many people who are divorced or living in unhappy marriages because of sexual incompatibility for this to be true. And the extra funny part is discovering how many people who strongly preach abstinence are ones who had a kid before they were married because they were too dumb to be safe.

  2. Am I misinterpreting this or is the comic’s message that people who are abstinent/are careful about who they have sex with will be alone forever? Please tell me I’m misinterpreting. That would be a horrible message.

    1. So, the message is, “Women, if you don’t put out before marriage you’ll end up alone for the rest of your life!” Really? The comic cheapens women who are choosy about their sex partners, and cheapens men who apparently only value women for sex.

    2. First off, I’m female and I found this comic quite hysterical. Second, this is a web comic on the internet, take your uppity preachy shit elsewhere if you disapprove so much, and finally, “saving yourself for marriage” if you’re over the age of 23 is just a polite deluded way to state you’re too ugly to get laid. 🙂

  3. Not true ! NOPE not at all ! losing you virginity is her choice not your and threatening her saying “You’ll be alone forever” ITS getting old plz stop it retards !

  4. To all women reading this cartoon, don’t be deceived by either Toonhole’s ignorance or manipulation. There are men, myself included, waiting until marriage to give ourselves in the sexual union. We will wait for you, will you wait for us?

    1. That’s totally cool, Chris. I’m not trying to “manipulate” anybody though. I’m just riffing on the idea that some dudes (most dudes i know actually) aren’t willing to wait for marriage for sex.

    2. Good for you Chris, I’m think like you too, but please. This is the internet. Nothing here is supposed to be serious, specially in a humor site.
      Just take It easy bro.

    1. Technically, is it “alone” when you count up all the “life-like” and “just like the real thing!” gelatinous toys you would own over that period of time?

      The PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER fools no delivery professional!

  5. Funny, but a bit sad too!

    I’d love to see a coda regarding the guy who would rather sulk than do whatever it took to win over a babe like that. I picture him sitting alone, 350lbs, watching late night TV in his torn and stained undies.


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