Well, I guess he is still undercover!
SHHH! HE MIGHT HEAR YOU BLOW HIS COVER
The cop looks like charles bronson
My thoughts exactly! 😀
I might’ve been watching some 70’s flicks lately…
Those ruthless bastards, they will rip your sweets to shreds if you aren’t watching.
Quick, get the soda! Get the pizza! We have to pacify this mob!
That’s the last time that teacher will give that kid homework.
Wow! Now just imagine what he has to do for bring your son to work day. 😮
He obviously can’t go to the cops since he doesn’t want the drug lords suspecting something.
I feel sorry for the kid in the class who’s parrent is a porn star. 😛
His/her mother will have to perform a demonstration for the class. The job description’s just too hazy to define in words.
How about the kid who’s parent is a hooker?
I’m trying to keep this family friendly here… Well, sorta.
Children are ruthless.
The one thing that’s absolutely true about this comic.
Kids to Andrew: “hey Andrew, sorry I picked on you the other day. Say, do you think your dad can hook it up with a gram of H??”
I can name those kids right off the bat.
And Ryan, we can’t forget that guy.
who needs H when you have Coke.
Although personally I prefer Pepsi.
What? Caffeine’s a drug too!
Bunch of jerks if you ask me.
I want a dad like that~
a Hero in dealer~
he’ll be my Hero~
A for effort
C- for bad pun
This is the panel where Cyanide and Happiness hurts you.
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Hehe, C&H <3
Nothing but <3 for C&H!
I’m sorry, but just for a little bit of clarification, is the person in the first two panels the kid, or is it the teacher?
The bald guy in those panels is the teacher ;p
You can tell in the third panel that he pooped himself, because he is so scared after panel 1 and 2.
Yeah, it’s the teacher. : )
I am pretty sure he really IS a Dealer and just came up witht hat story so the Teacher wont go to the Cops.
– M. NIGHT SHYAMALAMADINGDONG
I like to think that the reason his cigarette is missing in panel 3 is because he stuffed it in the teacher’s mouth.
How do you think the teacher got so fat? From eating all those cigarettes.
Meanwhile in Toonhole Chris’s childhood classroom.
My father is like Charles Bronson, but more badass.
Watch the movie Death Wish sometime!
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