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Another example of John’s witty ”humor”.
I meant *Johns*.
Isnt he too old to go on the whoresy ride?
She prolly woulda rode him for all he’s worth anyways with a prerequisite like height.
As a short man, I resemble this comic. I’ve met shorter men than I who contracted “small man syndrome” and turned into assholes. To them I say “I don’t care how much money you make, you are still an asshole and I’m getting more pussy than you ever will.”
I’m over 6 feet tall but wouldn’t date a woman who complains about short guys. I might do her but that’s because I’m too desperate to be picky.
Sometimes I feel like the only woman who prefers to date people my height (I’m 5’5″).
That man feels the struggle. I’m kinda prefer tall girls, though, so maybe I’m a bit hypocritical.
Goddamn, story of my life.