14 thoughts to “Scarecrow”

  1. Ed Hardy clothes have never been seen with bird crap on them. Reason unknown. Some theorize they may be coated in a mythical material called “Supershitrepellantine” Other’s claim even birds are scared by it. Research cannot be conducted because material is known to destroy brain cells faster than theories can be tested. Hazmat class “SSS”


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