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… and a bar of soap 😛
This guy looks like he’ll try to smoke a bar of soap.
Considering that he got on the Knee and his Disguise only failed once he started to talk… i call Best Ninja EVER!
He’ll probably ask to tap one of those hot elves too.
DAMN! Those are some skinny legs on the last guy! I’m surprised that the legs kept him up long enough to get him out of his rascal, and onto Santa’s lap.
IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!! 😀
The man doesn’t have endurance, but he’s got that quick explosive strength to blow him past the line and onto the lap.
Next thing he’ll ask for is someone to complain to.
On a less comic note – this reminds me of how insidious the idea of Santa really is. He comes around once a year, and if you’ve been good – and of course that’s important to the perpetrators of this myth – he’ll give you presents. Presents that no one has to pay for, they’re free!
I’m with you. Freeloading Santa.
Likely he’s just a giant tax shelter. The world governments need to take a closer look in these trying economic times.
He needs a job.
He looks too jolly to be a smoker.
His cherry nose and jolly ho ho ho, is based off of that good o’ fashion holiday whiskey.
I would have suspected Eggnog personally
Why not both?