Pft, whatever lady. It’d work on me. *wink*
He said the ”P” word LOL. From where do you siphon your awesome creative energy Martinez?
He rolled a 1.
He rolled 2 1s it was a shot with disadvantage.
That just means he missed and wet the bed instead.
Can he cast a Big Dick spell ?
That’s want she want for sure
So weird and hilarious. I bet many D+D players wish this would work IRL.
If your INT was high enough, you could wish Wish was real in real life so you could Wish this would work.
While the premise may not be original, the “spell” itself deserves a tip of my wizard hat.
I usually play a Paladin, though. Holy rod & all that. Line up, ladies!
And then he throws a water balloon at her crotch.
And she throws a punch at his balls.
Ah, nerds. Taking sex play to a whole new level.
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