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Yup. If you’ve got hair, you. show it off, don’t hide it away.

Also, weirdo beards. They say it’s a fashion statement, but the only statement it really makes is “I’m a big ol’ wuss-out when it comes to shaving the more sensitive parts of my face!”

Yeah, what pussies, haha. And those manlets that only shave every other day because otherwise I get irritated skin, haha. Who does that, am I right? Haha.

Not to change subject or anything, but going back to mullets, at least they have a catchy pilosophy, “business in the front, party in the back”. Yeah, it’s lame, but memorable.

Manbuns? What? Why? How? Is there even any rationale?

Nope. None. Just the latest in hipster crap.

Remember back in the ’90s when it became commonplace to see white people with dreadlocks? They weren’t followers of Ras Tafari, that’s for sure.

To me, manbuns look like they originated from Asian Culture. Ancient Chinese and some pre-modern Japanese traditionally put their long hair in buns.

I know in the older culture, long hair represented your family line, and your age. So putting it in a bun was one way of keeping it under control while you do other things. In East Africa, cane rows were the way. Braided hair and cane rows were actually quite regal things to do. But now they are common.

I don’t think manbuns are worthy of all the mocking that they get. It’s a new style and it doesn’t take away from a person.

So what you’re saying is, the style itself is extremely fucking cool, but the soyboys currently using it are so absurdly lame, they make it look absolutely ridiculous?

Jesus.

Just when I thought millennials couldn’t be any worse.

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