Most Intelligent Organism on the Planet

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    1. Up to something, Niko? They’ve already done it. Think for a second of who has the real control when it comes to having a pet cat. Who cleans up after who? And if the cat wants to go out? How long do you let him scratch at the door, curtains, or whatever happens to be handy?

  1. I found this reposted on reddit, and the comic got 670+ upvotes. Hopefully most of those views went back to the original site. You guys deserve all those upvotes, not some random tool on reddit.

      1. Night one: Here we go, I shall begin the voyage for Toonhole Ryan to show him that his work is truly epic.

        Night two: Still no sign of the mystifying comic. All these blue links are smothering me, but I must continue.

        Night ten: Still no sign of Ryan’s comic, but the water supply is starting to run low. Food is still reasonably high, as I have found diving at these depths makes you thirstier instead of hungrier. Water water, no where, not a drop to drink.

        Night 15: It’s getting so rare that I find the energy to journal my thoughts, but at one in the morning, I found that the sheer hunger pains have awoken me. We’re nearing the end of our water supply. Maybe I should start taking my poops outside of the submarine instead of in our drinking water. Our food supply is also starting to run low. Damn I knew I shouldn’t have brought Fat Tony along.

        Night 31: My God, it’s gone… all the water is gone… even the food is gone… I had the rationing set to last me 3 months, and the food should have lasted me a little longer, but it’s all gone. Fat Tony looks like he gained a couple of pounds. I’m starting to get suspicions that Fat Tony may have taken a little too much over the ration.

        Night 32: Reduced to slight hunger pains, I had to take the plunge and eat Fat Tony. My God does he taste good.

        Night 33: … I may have eaten too much of Fat Tony. My food supply is back to nothing.

        Night 33 1/2: Found another redditor joining me in these dark deep depths. Had to resort to cannibalism and eat him. Somethings shaped like fruits and vegetables and meat floated away.

        Night 34: My food ration is back to zero.

        Night 35: Getting thirsty… better drink my own piss.

        Night 36: Getting hungry… better eat my own shit.
        … it was delicious.

        Night 50: After surviving for two weeks off of my own piss and shit, I decide to submerge to the top and end this wild goose chase… mmmm goose sounds pretty good right now. I’m afraid Chris will have to search for this comic himself.

        Day 52: Resubmerge without the link to the comic. Out of shame, I kneel before Toonhole Chris, grab the sword of ineptitude, and proceed to commit hara-kiri. However, I am so feeble, I can’t even penetrate my own skin, so Chris, out of the kindness and goodness of his heart, slices my belly for me. Except he left me alive and begging for someone to chop my head off… jerk…

        1. Shit… after rereading all that I finally realize that I typed Toonhole Ryan in the first line instead of Toonhole Chris…


      1. Yah they had an episode where cats took over earth, and built a device to steal the earth’s rotation to power their own planet. You guys didn’t steal it tooo much though. The cat remains silent, so it keeps the originality.

        Not sure why the aliens would learn the language of a lesser lifeform though… you’d think they’d devote their studies to the language of the dominant creature. Instead of “Feline overlords, how did you enslave this planet?” I figured it should be “meow mew meow meow mew meow meow?”

  2. My GF is from Thailand, born and raised. She tells me that they eat cats and dogs in the south of Thailand. Evidently it’s the site of the Rebellion.

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