Why not just get a fish?
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And they slept happily ever after :)…EXCEPT FOR THAT GODDAMN MOUSE WHO WOULDN’T SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Yeah, I never understood the Mermaid thing. Sure, you could play with their funbags but what else is there to do with them?
Have a stimulating, intellectual conversation you chauvinist pig!
Nice reply Chris, nice reply… xD
It’s what I’m here for. It’s what they don’t pay me to do…
Haha! This one is hilarious! 😀
so, wait, isn’t the fish the same upside down?
it’s like yesterday all over again. hahahahahha
I’m caught! I stole this joke from Ryan!
As long as it ain’t a shark…
Devil’s in the details.
Ariel and Eric: 10 years later.
Is it fucked up to take your mermaid girlfriend to sushi?
Long as she’s not payin…
Well, for a date, kinda. If you really take her for sushi, much worse
Maybe that’s how he breaks up with her?
sounds like it’d break her heart for sure…
I love rating sushi too much to ever break up with a mermaid.
Perfect way to break up with mermaid: Tie her up and put her at Long John Silvers.
That last panel, left side…I don’t see how that could be possible. I mean, look at her tail in panel one. Then back to her in panel 3. Then back to her in panel one. Then back to…
Proves the old adage – if little girls are made of Sugar and Spice and all things nice – why the hell do they taste like anchovies 😕
So since he’s sleeping with half-fishes, does that mean he’s half dead?
We gotta consult a philosophical mobster on this one.
I’d still prefer the bottom half fish. A classic mermaid can give you good head, and you can cuddle with her! 🙂
This was pretty funneh.
I guess they don’t call them blowfish for nothing
haha, blowfish are a bit expensive. I save a buck with pilot fish. They’re a bit desperate. XD
I love it.
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