Does anyone have her phone number?
Me, too, lady. Goddamn, I would love some bacon pizza right now.
The dude is longer then the bed.
I’m 6’3 I can relate to that.
No worries babe, dude will fix that craving with 8 inches of another kind of “meat”, if you know what I mean……he’ll give you some pork and some sausage on top too…..
Well, after that, she’ll probably be hungry. Frankly, I’d rather have the pizza.
Why not both…at the same time…both dipped in ranch?
Ack! Ranch might burn the wiener hole!
She’d rather have sex with the pizza.
Bacon pizza… then she must surely love Kevin Bacon…
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