Is This Seat Taken?

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  1. When they first saw him, they’d probably stab each other on the back over him, but now they will join forces to smear his reputation.

    She’ll film herself, extremely zoomed in, rubbing her clit showing only the nub and the fingers for size context, and post it online under the pretence that it’s the guy masturbating his tiny dick.

    And all the seats he uses from now on will soil themselves just before he gets up.

    That’ll teach him – if you talk to a woman, human or seatkin, you better be ready to get married.


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