Ugh! I hate squatters.
Sit it and quit it.
One station stand
One night sit.
Send furnitures ?
I thought he would go united airlines on the girl
It hasn’t even been a week, and the united airlines jokes are already burnt out.
Or, in this case, derailed.
He might look buff ‘n’ all, but he couldn’t Race the Tube!
When they first saw him, they’d probably stab each other on the back over him, but now they will join forces to smear his reputation.
She’ll film herself, extremely zoomed in, rubbing her clit showing only the nub and the fingers for size context, and post it online under the pretence that it’s the guy masturbating his tiny dick.
And all the seats he uses from now on will soil themselves just before he gets up.
That’ll teach him – if you talk to a woman, human or seatkin, you better be ready to get married.
This is terrible.
Your mom said that too went she gave you birth.
Bitch be humble! Sit down!
Izzy, you are truely fucked up.
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