lol that’s me getting mugged
How long are your dreadlocks?
Nope, and they’re gluten free too!
Why would anybody rob a hippie? They don’t have any money!
Maybe they have marijuana 😉
Look out! He’s trying to steal your good vibes!
what is wrong with hippie’s feet?
Risky design choices?
Course not, all the animal products are in the gunman’s belly.
He does look like a man that knows his way around a hotdog.
Of course not you idiot, it’s metal and gunpowder which is ground up rock. Stupid hippie, gosh.
though I guess he could have doused them in pig’s blood *shrug* More likely it’s gonna be your hippie blood though.
IT’S LIKE KILLING 0 BIRDS WITH ONE BULLET
ALTHOUGH SOME GUY DIES BUT WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE
NO REALLY! ANIMALS DYING IS SAD I’M GONNA CRY SRY THX
Fucking hippies. Srsly.
i think it would have worked better with the expression “eat a bullet”.
then again… grimdark.
He’s about to meat his maker
Entirely possible, if he is using cast bullets (some bullet grease uses animal fat) or good quality ammo (some double or tripple based powders contain nitroguanidine, derived from bat shit)
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