6 thoughts on “Growing Love

  1. The Ironchef knows what’s up

    IronChef Foicite: well, there’s a lot of reasons
    IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
    IronChef Foicite: and that’s if you leave them in water
    IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
    IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying
    IronChef Foicite: “my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance”
    IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
    IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
    IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
    IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
    IronChef Foicite: but there’s more!
    IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
    IronChef Foicite: and that’s like saying “i have many ways in which I show my love for you”
    IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they’re still awesome
    IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying “it doesn’t matter at all what you look like, I’ll still love you”

  2. is he asking for a divorce because the flowers wilted (and superstitious symbolism)

    Or did he purchase special fast wilting flowers to make a joke out of divorcing her?

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