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And THAT is the very reason I don’t eat the cookies.
I have a powerful feeling this guy had fortune cookies before.
Either he had chinese food that was poisoned with laxatives~
or someone really knows their stuff~
they need to make more fortune cookies like that~
At least this fortune comes true.
Usually when someone says “I had the Shits”~
it usually means they had Diarrhea~
painful way to die with explosive Diarrhea, lol~
bet he’s in for a crappy night 😉
Chinese food has never really had that effect on me. I’ve probably been eating it for so long it’s become one with my insides.
Your intestines are just a mash of lo mein, pork, and sesame seed oil.
I really liked this one.
You never know what those things are going to say.
Reason I eat my nuts without cracking ’em
Yes! That would be the funniest thing to give out at a restaurant