ah yes, 3 CCs of lead. 100% effective on all colds, viruses, illnesses, allergies and pain. Side effects include death, dying and ultra-death though
A couple? Just in case you miss with the first one?
Yes, bullets. The ultimate cure to life.
I am offended by that I am allergic to lead and humor.
Sorry to hear that, i’m afraid i don’t have any EpiPens to spare though.
Good luck mate
Maybe he is allergic to lead and gunpowder too
Well……What flavor are they?
Holy crap, what glorious utopia do you live in with the palatably flavored pills.
And I may be talking out my ass here, but I’m pretty sure you need a gun or something to use those to the best of their ability, or a fire.
There’s also the possibility of the lead inducing heavy metal poisoning. Which I, if I had no knowledge of chemistry, would say is a pretty kickass way to go.
(it’s actually very gruesome btw)
Hey, as long as there are options available, then the doctor knows what’s best.
Just being allergic to corn and living in the USA a person would have an easier time being allergic to the sun which is a real thing btw
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