FIRST! Muah ha, ha!
Is someone filing/taping me when I go out to dinner? Pathetic, but this is my life.
Mr. Creosote Jr.?
After all, the menu is only wafer thin…
I must admit that was entirely unexpected, but kinda plausible…
Be honest; how much hate mail do you guys get from real fat people?
How sad is it that I say that and the instant they bring dessert I find more room?
Hey now! Don’t make jokes about my way of life! 🙁
Oh look! Cookies!
IS THIS EVEN A DIET MENU
Nice texture but lacking in the subtleties of a flavoursome dessert
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