He’s taking the “married to the ole’ ball and chain” phrase too literally!
You better sleep with one eye open, Roger. Cheryl is going to be coming after you. In the dark. With a knife. Then you’ll wonder if another cookie was worth the loss of your private parts.
How can she come after him? The kitchen is usually a ways from the bedroom, you know …
But he’s planning on unchaining her…and being in the kitchen she probably knows where all the knives are.
Heh … control freak he is he probably has chains in the bedroom as well. I know I would.
So that’s where she learned her mad lockpicking skills!
Finally, a woman who stays in the kitchen.
that guy look like Lois C.K.
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