Caption Contest 2016

164 thoughts on “Caption Contest 2016

  1. “That burger came from my great aunt Lily; her death has been devastating on the family, but great for business!”

    1. I would like to refrase it as “i didn’t knew you were into black transexuals” . My english is a little poor sorry

  2. “Yup, you wouldnt find a burger made from crushed ants in any of those fancy new-age burger shops. It’s my secret recipe!”

  3. “Belinda is revolted when she realizes the cook is flipping burgers with a meat cleaver. The complete lack of proper cookware is disgusting!”

  4. Before the sunburn made my skin peel, my burgers didn’t have a bacon flavor. Wonder if I should be charging extra?

  5. This is my caption:
    Why I named it The Special Salad Burguer if doesn’t have any lettuce in it? Well ma’am, that’s coz I used the meat to “toss my salad”, if ya know what I mean… *wink*

  6. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

  7. “Times were good at Salmonella Joe’s ever since vomit was accidentally written in as the new currency.”

  8. “Now Danny I heard its your birthday so I dug up your old dog Carl and made him into a sandwich, just for you. And just as a surprise the crunchy parts were the ants that were eating at his flesh. Enjoy.”

  9. “Yeah, a lot of folks told me it’s weird to work both here and at the Vet, but they don’t know the perks of it. By the way, sorry about your dog man…”

  10. “I know it can be unsettling, but for the finest burgers I have to cook the freshest meat. And what’s fresher than live?”

  11. here’s my entry:

    ”do you like my burgers? the secret is in the ”special sauce”; i make it with my own spit, sweat and a dash of mustard!”

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