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First Ever Second Caption Contest


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“Mike! She is the one–” Too bad for Mike, the vortex collapsed before he could finish his sentence: “–that’s gonna kill you!”

I AM YOU FROM THE FUTURE! I am here to warn you of a great danger that wipes most of earth off the face of the planet… Its name: Honey Boo Boo.

DON’T GO BACK IN TIME, RUSS! was all me from the future managed to say before the closing vortex cut me in half.

BE SURE TO BUY TOONHOLE.COM COMICS(tm) WHILE THEY ARE STILL UP! I MISSED MY CHANCE AND NOW I AM MISERABLE! THAT’S TOONHOLE.COM! also turns out you’re gay

“Wayne! I’ve come from the future to warn you … girls are more gross than we EVER thought they were!”

There’s going to be a caption contest in 20 years! Use this entry: “There’s going to be a caption contest in 20 years! Use this entry: “There’s going to be a caption contest in 20 years! Use this entry…

Billy, daddy has to go away for a long time now. The dark lord Cthulhu approaches. Tell mom I̛ ͏͚͍͉͉͇l̡̜̤̠͎͈̩ͅo̪͇͠v̩̯̭̭͓e̯̹͍̝̼͟ ͈͕͚͓̲̫h̙̜̖̪e̲r͕͝

“I am you from the future, run now before it turns into a weird 3 some with your dad and her using a strap on!”

“Quick! Push her in the dirt now so she’ll think you’re a bad boy, or you’ll always be in her Friend Zone!”

CHARLIE! I’m you from the future! Have sex with her before she looses weight and turns super hot!! Or we’ll be virgins forever!!!

Jimmy…no laundry, no cooking, no cleaning, and for the love of all that is good and holy…she doesn’t even like Star Wars.

“No, YOU’RE THE WHORE!”

-Dr. Jimmy Fisher, Inventor of Time Travel; only man to ever have the First & Last Word in a relationship.

I am your lovable OCD self from the future with an urgent mess… O MY GOD! THE SWINGS ARE NOT THE SAME HEIGHT! NO THEY ARE PULLING ME BACK BUT GOD THE SWINGS! NOOOOoooo!

Start thinking of something clever to say on Toonhole’s first caption contest, you might win something this time!!

“WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T SUCK THE GUY’S DICK, HE WILL NOT PAY YOU ONE MILLION DOLLARS..or buy you a bucket of KFC”

20 years from now we’re still a virgin who’s never seen real boob. For the love of god, make sure she shows you first!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, if she wants to show you My Little Pony, don’t take any of the toys out of the original packaging!

Timmy, I’m you from the future. I’ve come to warn you not to waste your time reading Toonhole. Also, that bitch has herpes.

Holy shit Ryan put a limit on username characters before someone makes a ridiculously long username that will end up bugging the site and annoying users... Like seriously who came up with this idea? There's a character limit in comment section and none hesays:

Would you spare a moment to hear about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

(Hm, weird, one of my comments went as a reply to another, must have hit something wrong. Oh well, kinda hard to type with giant sharp claws you know. Anyhoo, here’s another caption: )

-Don’t let her put on your condom, do it yourself!!!

Timmy, whatever you do, don’t go near the black rabbit with a white face!! It’s Slen-*sllluuurp-pop!*

(Why yes, I am shamelessly promoting myself, why ever do you ask? <3)

He who holds the 9 keys to the 7 hells, the merciless dominion and conqueror of the 7 worlds, the slayer of Gods and bane of titans, the undefeated warlord himself, the rightful ruler of the Universe, Marduksays:

You can’t tell me to leave! I’m your conjoined twin!

Timmy! Today, a man will invite you into his van for candy. Don’t go in! He only has Tootsie Rolls!!!

Damn! Wrong address! I was looking for George Lucas to stop the abomination that is JarJar Binks from ever happening. You’ll thank me later.

‘Benefits of time travel #11231’

Dude, I’ve got a list of all the winning Toonhole captions!

“They know about the cocaine! They’re going to kill everyone. There is so much blood. They- Oh, this isn’t last week… ummm, you kids having fun?”

IT’S ME/YOU FROM THE FUTURED AND I’M STUCK IN THE FUTURE-PAST TIME TRAVEL BECAUSE OF THIS DUMB BLONDE (no discrimination against blondes or anything, seriously)

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