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Anti-Aging Cream


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(Assuming the currently favored “Giant Impact Hypothesis” for the moon’s origin is accurate):

Damn! You threw my mind into a real sticky paradoxical spider web here. With the moon amscraying from the scene to avoid pedo-planet-predetor charges, my brain is unable to process what’ll happen to Earth when it reverts to its state prior to colliding w/Theia. To achieve a reasonably accurate age reversal from such a point requires the moon’s contents to penetrate into the molten body of baby Earth (GUILTY as charged! That sick perverted creep!), reuniting them oncr more into 1 body. But because the moon skipped town, it ain’t around to do it. So then, at that time, the reverting Earth is gonna… ummm… ermmm… Ah screw it! I’m just gonna stop pondering it all, lest my brain swell up & blow my whole entire head right off of my body like that dude in “Scanners”

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