This does not seem like a coincidence. I smell plagiarism.
Yes, because it is impossible for two individuals to independently conceptualise an original idea. Humans just aren’t that imaginative. One must have copied the idea from the other, despite the possibility that they had never interacted directly nor indirectly between the time prior to the first individual getting the idea and the time after the second had gotten the idea.
Also, no one can ever retell a joke they heard someone else tell. Ever.
I once told a joke someone told me, but I was very young. A child.
Am I in trouble?
A crime like that is punishable by death. But even that’s too lenient. You shall be crucified and little children will draw smiley faces in your body with rusty razors while your feet are being cooked by 100 hot coals. A fair judgement, and only way of redemption.
Well, a real man accepts the consequences of his actions.
I’m gonna run for it.
Foregoing the obvious…
If I survived 99% of the population, I’d be strutting my stuff, too.
Toonhole
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Stupid 1% Monopoly Germ.
This joke has been done before (and better);
http://i.imgur.com/EeiasB7.png
This does not seem like a coincidence. I smell plagiarism.
Yes, because it is impossible for two individuals to independently conceptualise an original idea. Humans just aren’t that imaginative. One must have copied the idea from the other, despite the possibility that they had never interacted directly nor indirectly between the time prior to the first individual getting the idea and the time after the second had gotten the idea.
Also, no one can ever retell a joke they heard someone else tell. Ever.
I once told a joke someone told me, but I was very young. A child.
Am I in trouble?
A crime like that is punishable by death. But even that’s too lenient. You shall be crucified and little children will draw smiley faces in your body with rusty razors while your feet are being cooked by 100 hot coals. A fair judgement, and only way of redemption.
Well, a real man accepts the consequences of his actions.
I’m gonna run for it.
Foregoing the obvious…
If I survived 99% of the population, I’d be strutting my stuff, too.
You couldn’t stop me. Literally.
lol
I did not like this.