OUR SIXTH MONTHIVERSAY!!1

It’s been six months. I never thought you and I would last this long, loyal Toonhooligan. Sure, we’ve had rocky times and good times, but you’ve been there for us. And we’ve been there to disappoint you… And we couldn’t be happier.

For the occassion we got a stripper and cake. Well, we got a stripper. For our 6 monthiversary gift, we ask only one thing: Tell a couple friends about your relationship with us. Brag how good it is. Tell them to check us out, let them be jealous.

Love,
The Toonhole Idiots

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Comic Chatcast!

Come join us Thursday at 6pm to 7pm Pacific at http://www.comicchatcast.com/ !!!

Let us be telling you about your future, mon.  Deh first hour is FREE!  We be chattin’, taking questions you have about anyt’ing.  ANY’TING!  We tell deh troof.

Skeptical?  Let’s let deh cards give a demonstration.  Hmm, I see symbols.  Cryptic symbols in rows.  I see debris from many years lay lodged between dem.  I see…  I see…  You sittin’ in front of a keyboard aren’t you?  And furthah, I see it in deh future to dis Thursday night.  Your plans will fall through an’ you be in front of your internet, chatting wid us on the Comic Chatcast, mon.  Come one, come all (excludin deh Pisces and deh Virgos).

p.s. Shhh.  Dere’ll be a SECRET CONFIDENTIAL RESTRICTED ODORLESS PRIZE GIVEAWAY that absolutely nobody knows about except for you and me.  *Magical wink*

(What’s a chatcast?  It’s an open chatroom that we’ll be hosting for an hour this Thursday.  Please come.  We’re lonely.  For quality assurance, conversations may be recorded.)

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BELFRYCOMICS.NET Subscription Drive!

Welcome, loyal BelfryComics.net viewers!

You’ve been enjoying our content for a very long weekend, and we were wondering if you would go the extra mile and subscribe to us on the Belfry site. For one subscription, we’ll also subscribe a third-world child in need of entertainment. On top of that, you’ll help feed an artist’s ego until at least the end of the month.

We appreciate your viewership and hope to see you back soon!

Love,
The Toonhole Gang

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Diary Entry 724.6 – Our Three Week Journey on the Interwebs

It was looking grim. Three out of four jokes were on dialysis. The doctors said we wouldn’t survive past two weeks. The bills were piling up. Our insurance got dropped.  And I only pooped myself twice this week.  But things miraculously turned the corner and we got our strength back.  We lost the ventilator and colostomy bag.   The rosy color began to return to both sets of cheeks and we were finally off the drip and back on the bottle.  So here we are, still alive and kicking on our third week.

But we can’t continue to do it without your support,  your continued disgust in the comments section of our comics, and your unfledged neglect of our Facebook page.  For only 2 clicks a day, you too can be a part of this underwhelming comic experience. Take a moment to join the Toonhole dysfunctional family on Facebook.

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Also,  a super special thanks to DUMM COMICS for visiting us the last few days.  The roses and chocolates really boosted our spirits and gave us a real second wind… ‘Safety.’ (*sniff  *sniff)

Check out Dumm Comics for your daily dose of funny comics, now with half the potassium sulfide of  the other comparable generic brand comic. Updated daily! If you’re smarter than a Toonholer, you’re probably Dumm.

xoxo,

Toonius Xerilius Jones III Esq., LLC., XYZ.

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