Football Kicker


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  2. Chase says:

    You know, he could get a job as an abortionist.

  3. Jwbalsley says:

    Something tells me football is going to be very big in China

  4. darklyxx says:

    maybe he wanted a boy?

  5. The child’s first lesson in achieving goals. Precious.

  6. Toonhole John says:

    Camio by the starlet from “Barflies” in the 5th panel??

  7. Lyco says:

    i just noticed there was only one guy in the bleachers.

  8. T-nawtical says:

    Why does the guy look so nervous for all his kicks? He’s a perfect 100% so far! He could have a professional career in China!

  9. Tom Falco says:

    Woopsie. Even the umbilical cord.

  10. 2910 says:

    so i wrote two longer texts before, but deleted them and just wanted to say: “sorry but toonhole gets lamer.”.
    its not just this strip – the others before arent any better _imho_.
    i want gore, sex, drugs, rock and roll. like in early days you know.
    nowadays i look at your comics and think “meh…”.
    just wanted to mention this. no troll rant!

    • Thanks for the feedback 2910, I really take this stuff to heart. I think that we kinda go in cycles, and right now I’m burnt out on some of that stuff. Don’t worry, gore and the rest of it will definitely come back into the fray soon. Hope you keep reading : )

  11. artimis456 says:

    I have an inside joke with my best friend that involves the last two panels only the guy was a doctor who touch downed the baby

  12. Alex says:

    Chris, you glorious bastard.
    I have ultimately found that your comics are much more funny than the comic site that led me here, I find myself literally laughing out loud at much of your work, and I have to say, bravo.
    Keep up the good work, you insane animator.

    • Bastet says:

      I think that’s because it’s aimed a different audience. Cyanide and Happiness I think has a more general audience . Where this site tends to be testosterone soaked. What with the gore, penis,sexist and drinking jokes. The art of course is more colorful and detailed here but still I’m not prudish or nothing, but I guess I”m not enough of a tomboy to understand why kicking a baby ( I’m assuming intentionally) is funny. Had it been played slightly different ( like as an accident or something ) then it maybe would have been more funny to me. *shrugs*

      • Alex says:

        It was more of a response to all of Chris’ comics. You don’t have to be such an asshole.

        • Bastet says:

          I’m just saying the humor has a different audience is all. This site has a more specific audience, there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m just saying you’re probably more part of this specific audience, therefore you find more of his stuff funny.

        • I can see her perspective. There’s room for everyone, here at ToonHole. Except the Irish. Just kidding, I’m in Dublin right now.

      • I think we try to stray away from just shock humor. The joke for me was that his day job is kicking a football, and it’s his reaction to ANYTHING in his life that he’s handed. But here I go explaining jokes, which always makes them better, right?

    • Thanks, Alex. I really like C&H and appreciate how much you like our stuff! I’ll keep doing it if you keep reading.