Will Not Rape


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  2. MaddDawg says:

    he’s probably gonna rape her anyway huh?

  3. Jim says:

    He seems like an honest enough chap.

  4. kim says:

    Clearly, it’s her fault for wearing a midriff shirt and showing so much cleavage!

  5. RD says:

    The expression on her face is definitely the best part.

  6. Paul says:

    Oh gods, why am I laughing?

  7. p3lb0x says:

    Hah, oh god. I misunderstood it as the women wanting to get raped but the hobo apparently not wanting to do this, even for money.

  8. Some would argue it’s a threat, some would argue it’s a successful business model.

    • Potato says:

      it is obviously successful if she is dumping out the contents of her purse simply because he has a sign.

  9. Michael says:

    Lady, it’ll take more money than that…

  10. Nick says:

    Well I can’t think of anything funny to say, but this was hilarious.

  11. James Games says:

    You mean you don’t know that hobos already do that?
    Why, just in the city I drove past one of ’em…. I think he was wearing a gold vest.

  12. Hypothermo says:

    Chris, you had best step up your game. Ryan is just one more comic away from becoming my new favorite.

  13. Jason says:

    Wait, so does that mean he won’t rape even if he’s paid, he only rapes for free, or that he won’t rape as long as he is paid?

  14. Chamito says:

    “Guess what, lady… My name is not Will…” *unzip*

  15. Tar says:

    And that’s how I earn a living 😎

  16. Blart says:

    Ah, the “midnight basketball” argument. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_basketball

  17. grandpa edd says:

    he will not rape for money,
    he will rape for his own pleasure.

  18. jonessoda023 says:

    Will not rape for money, but clearly donations are accepted

  19. Trickster says:

    Wow, she’s going all-in trying to change his mind on that business model! I still don’t think he’s going to rape her, though. Tough luck sis.

  20. Ha Ha Ha!!! Brilliant