TED DENSLEY…

…coal mining, working class stiff is the star of Toonhole’s second film release. So quick, get your tickets for Toonhole Theatre and smuggle in a couple beers and a box Goobers. The internet’s biggest Q-List celebrity is going to make his debut! (Subsequent autotuned remixes to follow.)

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A NEW LEAF…

Lindsay Lohan has successfully finished her treatment at UCLA’s rehabilitation facility and after a $130,000 price tag, she has taken it upon herself to make a change.
She announced to a Toonhole insider recently that she will ONLY be doing drugs and heavy drinking on nights when the sun goes down. We hope this changes things, Lindsay.

We’re all rootin’ for ya.

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