The Erudite Man

There is an inevitability in the fact that a mature, erudite man will come to an existential crossroad. At this juncture, he stews upon his life’s work, pondering the direction in which it catapults him throughout the universe juxtaposed with the trajectory in which he is flung inward. There is an inevitability.

And so we look at cartoons. Cartoons that smile all the time, make light of violence and fauna of the world. What about real issues? Things that MATTER? Cartoons have been funny for too long. That will change. Monday, August 2nd.

– The Cartoonist Formerly Titled Chris

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EVENT: COMIC-CON THIS WEEKEND!!!

…but instead of spending our money on a booth or table to exhibit at, we’ve decided to spend our hard earned wages on our loyal fan base. Come over to Aaron’s place Saturday night and drink Coors light and eat pretzels…compliments of us!! Email us for details (limit one handful of pretzels per person. Applicable only to women ages 18-35).

– The Toonhole Idiots

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BREAKING: Mel Gibson hates Jews, Blacks, and now Toonhole.com!

Police reports reveal Gibson went on a violent rampage and verbally abused girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, after finding links to http://www.Toonhole.com in her internet browser history.

“This shit is for idiots! And if you get raped by a pack of cartoonists it will be your fault!”

Gibson’s response to these allegations:
“Toonhole.com has ruined my career, sugar tits!”

– The Toonhole Investigative Reporters

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OUR SIXTH MONTHIVERSAY!!1

It’s been six months. I never thought you and I would last this long, loyal Toonhooligan. Sure, we’ve had rocky times and good times, but you’ve been there for us. And we’ve been there to disappoint you… And we couldn’t be happier.

For the occassion we got a stripper and cake. Well, we got a stripper. For our 6 monthiversary gift, we ask only one thing: Tell a couple friends about your relationship with us. Brag how good it is. Tell them to check us out, let them be jealous.

Love,
The Toonhole Idiots

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