Diary Entry 724.6 – Our Three Week Journey on the Interwebs

It was looking grim. Three out of four jokes were on dialysis. The doctors said we wouldn’t survive past two weeks. The bills were piling up. Our insurance got dropped.  And I only pooped myself twice this week.  But things miraculously turned the corner and we got our strength back.  We lost the ventilator and colostomy bag.   The rosy color began to return to both sets of cheeks and we were finally off the drip and back on the bottle.  So here we are, still alive and kicking on our third week.

But we can’t continue to do it without your support,  your continued disgust in the comments section of our comics, and your unfledged neglect of our Facebook page.  For only 2 clicks a day, you too can be a part of this underwhelming comic experience. Take a moment to join the Toonhole dysfunctional family on Facebook.

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Also,  a super special thanks to DUMM COMICS for visiting us the last few days.  The roses and chocolates really boosted our spirits and gave us a real second wind… ‘Safety.’ (*sniff  *sniff)

Check out Dumm Comics for your daily dose of funny comics, now with half the potassium sulfide of  the other comparable generic brand comic. Updated daily! If you’re smarter than a Toonholer, you’re probably Dumm.

xoxo,

Toonius Xerilius Jones III Esq., LLC., XYZ.

Welcome to Toonhole.Com

Hi, we’re Toonhole, and we’re a website. We’ve been a website for little under a month. We have a problem. We post comics and cartoons every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. We need your support. Please come back and help us overcome this disease. Laughter’s the best medicine.

(Physical) Love,
Toonhole

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